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The life of a fiendish schizophrenic.

Monday, December 09, 2002

ThaChosenOne0311: hey wassup u
I am NOT pangit: Who are you?
I am NOT pangit: I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
I am NOT pangit: I'm only nine years old.

ThaChosenOne0311: no ur not
I am NOT pangit: Yes I am.
ThaChosenOne0311: ur 15 turning 16
I am NOT pangit: Nope.
I am NOT pangit: Go away, mistare pedophile!
I am NOT pangit: >_<

ThaChosenOne0311: well then..but im not a stranger
I am NOT pangit: Yes you are.


Wheeeeee. There's my random AIM conversation of the day [or of the moment, at the least]. BagarararartharnarSHAR!!!!! Do you know what happened today during practice? Okay. We were practicing our plays, right? I was playing defense against the second pointguard [I'm first]. She's trying to get clear, so that the person on her side can pass her the ball, right? She pushes through me, KNOCKS me down, and BAM I'm on the cloor. I'm unconcious for a couple of minutes... and I dont' know how I did it, but when I woke up, a bunch of blurry faces sorround me and I'm lying down on the benches. I'm like... "WTF.." and I felt like my EYES were going to start bleeding. The girl that pushed me down brought me a bag of ice and I just layed there for 10-20 minutes, I didn't keep track. I now have a big bump on my head [and it's still pretty hot] and a small headache.

Uhh. I forgot what I was talking about, but I just want to post this really funny rhyming conversation with Nelly real quick. lol. [this is why I usualy put my away message on when i blog. Now i forgot what I was about to blog about. ;_;]

youeatdabyen: neato
I am NOT pangit: bandito
youeatdabyen: err
youeatdabyen: cheeto o_O
I am NOT pangit: bo beato
youeatdabyen: err
youeatdabyen: burrito?
youeatdabyen: o_o;
I am NOT pangit: na chingo
I am NOT pangit: wait
I am NOT pangit: torrito

youeatdabyen: um
youeatdabyen: black negro? :-\
I am NOT pangit: LOL
I am NOT pangit: allegro

youeatdabyen: miracle-gro o_o;
I am NOT pangit: toro toro
youeatdabyen: super afro
I am NOT pangit: lazy mofo
youeatdabyen: running from the popo 8-)
I am NOT pangit: hahaha
I am NOT pangit: go go a gogo

youeatdabyen: play with my yoooooyo
I am NOT pangit: i like to eat ho ho's
youeatdabyen: crusing in my volvo :D
I am NOT pangit: i like k-c and jo jo
youeatdabyen: i hate clowns named bobo
I am NOT pangit: i have a friend named momo
I am NOT pangit: [i really do XD]

youeatdabyen: wow is he a homo?
youeatdabyen: :x
I am NOT pangit: haha
I am NOT pangit: of course not, old cho'mo

youeatdabyen: im feeling so-so :o
I am NOT pangit: rappers like to go, "Whoa whoa!"
youeatdabyen: they must be loco
I am NOT pangit: poco loco I go coco!
youeatdabyen: im biting my ricolo
I am NOT pangit: i like to play the piccolo
youeatdabyen: i am a jiggalo!
I am NOT pangit: Sexyness is of the Deuce Biggalo
youeatdabyen: ow you stepped on my toe
I am NOT pangit: i read a lot of edgar allan poe
youeatdabyen: he died long time ago
I am NOT pangit: i heard he married a hoe
youeatdabyen: oh yeah yeah fo sho
I am NOT pangit: but i'm not a hoe, oh no no O:-)
youeatdabyen: does this mean i dont get to lick you from head to toe? :-(
I am NOT pangit: *smack* you low, dirty little foe!
youeatdabyen: i guess ill look at my naked pictures of marilyn monroe
I am NOT pangit: she's not as sexy as the guy from the simpsons, my man, MOE
youeatdabyen: hes not as sexy as me, for i know taekwando
I am NOT pangit: you don't even know how to spell taekwondo, you dodo!
youeatdabyen: so but im still a tennis pro
I am NOT pangit: i thought that was aeons ago :\
youeatdabyen: nono i was even on a tv show
youeatdabyen: ok fine i actually sit all day eating pastry dough
I am NOT pangit: haha i will now bow to the flow of your rap in that row
youeatdabyen: well stay tuned, all of this will be on HBO
I am NOT pangit: ....
youeatdabyen: :-)
I am NOT pangit: my makes me mow
I am NOT pangit: like my good friend joe
I am NOT pangit: *my mom

youeatdabyen: i remember that there is a picture to me that you owe
youeatdabyen: 8-)
I am NOT pangit: OMG
youeatdabyen: ?
I am NOT pangit: *hides in shame* I'm sorry, i'm just lame
I am NOT pangit: :\

youeatdabyen: thats ok, you can come back another day
youeatdabyen: until then you can nonsense with me anyway :-)
I am NOT pangit: nah, i won't do that, no way
I am NOT pangit: plus, i love you unless you are gay
I am NOT pangit: o_O;

youeatdabyen: you love me? awesome, give your love some display
youeatdabyen: :-)
youeatdabyen: maybe in the future youll be throwing the bouquet ;-)
I am NOT pangit: then come over here and obtain your claim :o
I am NOT pangit: wait
I am NOT pangit: *scratch that*
I am NOT pangit: will there be horses that eat hay?

youeatdabyen: yes and there will be ponies that go neigh
youeatdabyen: and a mexican trainer whos name is jose
I am NOT pangit: Josie? oh! you mean jose. please pardon me while I hide in dismay
youeatdabyen: come on dont hide, hiding is childs play
I am NOT pangit: okay fine. let's go in the closet and have an exposay :-*
youeatdabyen: sure thing, the command you give i shall obey ;-)
I am NOT pangit: today, tommorow.... from long ago to the day of the snow... okay? okay. I go hooray
I am NOT pangit: o_O;;
I am NOT pangit: [that doesn't make sense. lol]

youeatdabyen: oh crap my internet explorer has full cache :o
youeatdabyen: i hope our future kids;-) would buy me a better comp for fathers day
I am NOT pangit: yeah, but it will be me who will pay
youeatdabyen: oh but on that night ill reward you "youll get it at the end of today"
youeatdabyen: ;-)
youeatdabyen: brb my phone is going ring-ay
I am NOT pangit: hahahahaha
youeatdabyen: goodbye maybe tomorrow again we can play
I am NOT pangit: noooo i want you to stay

Auto response from youeatdabyen: k

I am NOT pangit: ;_;

WE GOT MAD SKILLZ LIEK WHUUUUUUUT

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